People who find it necessary to pinch my baby's cheeks at the supermarket really need to get a clue.
And why do you want to pull his dummy out when clearly it is there to keep him calm and quiet while paying for my groceries.
The checkout ladies do it every time, without fail. and no matter how strongly his poor little lips are pursed around his sacred dummy, they still find it necessary to yank it out.
WHY????
And of course, I have to just stand by and smile sweetly, as I imagine all the leaking detergents and the poorly packaged fish that they have been handling for the entire day, all being smeared onto my baby's face.
I know that it can be washed off, but gross man!
So if you are reading this, and ever have the urge to touch a complete stranger's baby, please think again.
PS: This obviously doesn't apply to friends and family, so if you know me and my son, feel free to pinch away!
